FARTING
A fart smells exactly the same to the person who farted and to the person smelling it.
Usually the person who farted smells it after the person behind him/her because the fart is farted in the other direction.
The smell of farts comes from gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds have sulfur. The more rich foods you eat, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be made by the bacteria in your guts, the more your farts will stink. Foods like cauliflower, eggs and meat are really good for making stinky farts.
The most famous farting food is the bean. Beans are fantastic fart generators because beans have sugars that we can’t digest. When these sugars make it to our intestines, the bacteria go berserk, start feasting and make loads of gas. Other foods that are great for making you fart are , broccoli, cabbage, raw apples, milk and raisins.
Fart sounds vary from person to person and is caused by vibrations of your butt as air passes through – gross! The tighter your butt the higher the pitch!
Here is a joke for when you’re at a party, have a broccoli and cabbage salad for lunch with an apple for a snack and big glass of milk earlier that day before the party and your farts will stink real bad.
Think about this. If you could go into space without a suit and you let one rip, your fart would have enough pressure to push you forward.
